Berkeley, CA – After the California Golden Bears edged Weber St., alumnus Martin Flores and his 10-year-old daughter were lured to a hot dog vendor’s cart to savor the victory. After reading the LA Times article, the Possession Receiver learned these were not traditional dogs, rather bacon wrapped hot dogs. Bacon wrapped hot dogs are a swine-on-swine delicacy only seen in California and Arizona by Possession. In California they are referred to as Devil Dogs, while Arizonans know them as Sonoran dogs. Prior to the Flores clan receiving their dogs Campus Police intervened. Rather than congratulate the vendor on his superior post game pork vessel, the cop chose to quickly prove he was not interested in waxing pig.
There’s an obvious human rights angle to this story, but Possession is not interested in the obvious. Possession deals in the abstract. Why did the Officer “confiscate” $60 and not wheel a cart full of bacon wrapped hot dogs back to the police station? For one, any meat thief knows bacon wrapped hot dogs are worth a minimum of $4/dog which in street terms means 15 of these equals this rookie evidence grab. Secondarily, and more importantly you just failed your boys at the station. Do you think they care about how you jacked a hot dog vendor, but didn’t bring them a taste? Possession knows this Officer is unorthodox, but he didn’t know that he’s stupid too.
Possession remains surprised. Why is it all about the crowd funding effort? It may be noble, but a bacon wrapped hot dog represents true culinary nobility. What this vendor wanted to deliver Mr. Flores, after the game nonetheless, symbolizes the ills of homogeneous Aramark foods likely present within the concourse of California Memorial Stadium. Who eats a hot dog after a game? Some perhaps. However, those people are always blitzed. Mr. Flores clearly knew his carnivorous end game being a graduate of this fine university. He knew there was no way Mrs. Flores would allow him to enjoy this sensory overload within their four walls without scheduling an appointment with the cardiologist within 48 hours. See, when you get older and the hangovers become too much your vices shift and one of them is greasy food. And, like any burgeoning businessman this vendor recognizes his market and posts up in the proper spot to target his demographic.
If anything, this is Guerrilla Business 101. Lesson 1: Bacon Sells
Source Article: http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-hot-dog-vendor-video-seizure-20170911-story.html
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